Do you ever think if you leave your kids alone with your huband he could possibly damage them for life....well.....Sophie lost her first tooth and lets just say I HOPE it was time for it to come out....because Michael YANKED it out.
I was on the computer with my Mom burning some discs and I hear from the vicinity of the bathroom where Michael is supposedly helping Sophie wash her hair, "Mom, Mom, Mom". I completely ignore them because usually they call me all the way downstairs to show me a shampoo mohawk or some other ridiculous thing my husband thinks I haven't seen. I spend every waking moment with these two kids, I have seen everything. So, anyway..I am ignoring them until it gets frantic, "Mommy, come here Noooooooooowwwwwwwww"!
I run downstairs to see my little princess bleeding from the mouth and spitting, yes, spitting, into a cup. Okay, I feel about spitting like I do about nose picking and eating boogers okay, I DO NOT like it, it makes me gag!" Anyway, she lost her tooth, it was so cute as she has been waiting so long for this moment. She says, "Daddy tricked me!! He said let me s
ee your tooth and then he yanked it out", spit, spit. We are all present for this now, Michael, me, Tiler, my Mom and we are cheering. So, Sophie proceeds to do a hoochie dance (I know, I know, can I help it that I like to shake a little booty from time to time around the house). She is buck naked in the tub with a cup full of bloody spit, doing a hip thrust shakey dance arms out in front going in a circle, singing Oui, Oui, I lost my tooth, Oui, Oui (you know the sound you make on the dance floor that sounds like an owl, come on I know you know what I am talkin about), you especially Debbie!! You too Shauna, Becky, Tammie Jo!! Oh ya, all of my girlfriends know this call of the dancer girl!! AND.....
ee your tooth and then he yanked it out", spit, spit. We are all present for this now, Michael, me, Tiler, my Mom and we are cheering. So, Sophie proceeds to do a hoochie dance (I know, I know, can I help it that I like to shake a little booty from time to time around the house). She is buck naked in the tub with a cup full of bloody spit, doing a hip thrust shakey dance arms out in front going in a circle, singing Oui, Oui, I lost my tooth, Oui, Oui (you know the sound you make on the dance floor that sounds like an owl, come on I know you know what I am talkin about), you especially Debbie!! You too Shauna, Becky, Tammie Jo!! Oh ya, all of my girlfriends know this call of the dancer girl!! AND.....she spills the bloody spit mess down her front. It's okay, as she is in the tub and naked, so no big deal right, oh no, she starts crying and sobbing and freaking out. This child apparently is very freaked out by her blood all over herself. Not good.....so we take pictures and then pull her out of the tub and high five...after we clean her up she's okay, crazy kid!!
She got $2.50 from the tooth fairy. She finds out her brother got $1.00. She thinks she is braver than he was, we just kno
w it's inflation!
w it's inflation!
6 comments:
Yes… it was a big event, to say the least!!!!!! My grandkids, they are my best entertainment!!!
Wow sounds like a great time! LOL I totally believe in tricking kids when it comes to pulling teeth. ha ha!
How cool is it that Sophie lost her first tooth! Now, about the Tooth Fairy...why couldn't she have left a nice round dollar amount like $3.00? Also, when we get old and lose our teeth again, does she still leave us money or iPods or gift cards or something? Just wondering.
Has Craig already started to lose his teeth? When you get older and lose your teeth I think you get a spanking!!
The tooth fairy wanted her to have dollar bills and coins because she doesn't quite get the value of a dollar yet!
The bloddy pictures were AWESOME....according to my kids!
She's all you Jen! I imagine you losing your first tooth in the same manner (minus the spitting of course) - hoochie dance and all!
Way to go Sophie!
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